

I'd been waiting all week to shit all over a Sims expansion.

Our reviews editor did not reply, and instead used a single finger to slide the game box across his desk into my grasping monkey hands. I mean, with a name like FreeTime, how could it be anything other than day-scouringly dull tripe? So, with hopes soaring, I strode into the office, demanded to know if the atrocity had arrived yet and if I "could do a review of it please". I was so certain FreeTime would be the worst Sims 2 expansion pack yet.
